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It was put on this page on Wednesday, July 30th, 2003. 11:32 pm! I think it's cute! Don't you?

Hey, all my friends on my msn list, I'll send you a picture af me at my new house. Oh and Alicia, if you don't see me with my hair dyed when you go to my house, I'll send you a picture of me with the dyed hair OTAY?

Tarapanda!

RRRROOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!

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Wednesday, July 30th, 2003.

Hi!

You know what? I just finished my camp at University of Toronto and my friends told me a few jokes.

1. The Dumb Blonde: There was a red head, a brunette, and a dumb blonde. They just did a crime and they were running away from a cop. The red head spotted three potato sacks and they all jumped in one. The cop leaned her ear near the red head's potato sack and listened. The red head went, "meow, meow, meow, purr." so the cop thought it was a real cat in there so he left it alone. He went over to the barret's potato sack and listened. The barret went, "woof, woof, woof, bark!" so the cop thought thought it was a real dog and went on to the dumb blonde's potato sack. He leaned over and listened. The dumb blonde went, "potatoes, potatoes, potatoes, nothing here but us potatoes, potatoes!"

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2. The Dumb Blonde: There was a red head, brunett,and a dumb blonde. All three of them went to a bar with a magic mirror in the girl's washroom. If the person said a lie she would be sucked right into the mirror. If she said something true, the mirror would give her something.

So, the red head went into the washroom and she said, "I think I'm really pretty." and the mirror gave her a Ferrari. The barret came in and said, "I think I'm really smart." and the mirror gave her a million bucks. Then, the dumb blonde came in. She said to the mirror, "I think........AAAAAAHHHHHH!" and she got sucked into the mirror.

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3. The Dumb Blonde: So first the dumb blonde goes to work crying. Her boss asks her what's wrong and she says, "My mother died,". "Oh, how sad, why don't you go home and rest?" says her boss. The dumb blonde cried, "No, if I do, I'll be too sad thinking about it so I'd rather stay here and try to keep my mind off it,". Her boss allows her to stay and goes to his office. A while later, he comes back and she's STILL crying. He asks her, "What's wrong now?". She answers, "My sister called me and she said her mother is dead too!"

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1. The Dumb Priest: So there were three guys who wanted to be priests. They went to a real priest and he said, "To be a priest, you must do a sin and you will be forgiven,". So they all went and did a sin. An hour later, they came back. They priest asked the first guy, "What sin did you do?". The guy answered, "I took a rattle from a baby." The priest said, " Ok, you are forgiven. Now go drink from the holy water.". He asked the guy the same question and he said, " I hit an old man with a stick." The priest told him to drink from the holy water. So, when he came to the third guy, he was laughing. The priest asked him why he was laughing. The guy answered, "You and those guys are stupid. I pissed in the holy water!"

BLLLLLUUUUUUUU

PPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTT

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Hi! I'm the owner orf this little site and I have a very abominable sister though she is nice, a turtee (turtle), and the obvious, parents.

1. SISTER: Fun, abominable, and Tall.

2. TURTEE: Interesting, green, um........

3. PARENTS: Caring, strict, um.............

4. ME!: Fun, loyal, strong , CAT LOVER!

Well me, I love friends and I am NOT a fan of dogs because when they try to do something weird like sniff me, it's like they're going to bite me as if I'm a chew toy! There are 2 dogs I am a little fond of. Their names are Crystal and Tootsie. I like Crystal better because Crystal is a Husky and I like her now.

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FRIEND!

SNAIL!

Wednesday, July 30th, 2003.

Today, I went to my new house and I actually beat my sister in Chinese Checkers, Scrabble, and Connect Four! Woot!

I started to cough badly, and now my throat hurts. It's like it's strained or something. REALLY strained.

Oh! You know what?! I'm going to Ontario Place on The next Tuesday with my friend and my sis! Ok so that's enough for now cuz I have to edit something.

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Thursday, July 31st , 2003.

Today, I do Believe I will try to load some pictures for this site. I'm going to a party andthen this uncle will show up with a HUSKY. You do know that I'm terrified of dogs right? BUT, I love little cats and kitties unless they do something weird to me. Now, I hafta go get some pictures.

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Friday, August 1st, 2003.

Yesterday, I was terrified of Crystal at first, but I like her now because she only sniffed me once and she let me pet her and play with her for a while. Maybe I will start to like both cat and dog sooner or later. Who knows? But I definately like Crystal. Crystal is a dog if you don't know. I'm still trying to find some more pictures so ttyl.

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Saturday, August 2nd, 2003.

Today,I went to Tim Hortons for a soup deal and I ordered chicken soup because there wasn't any broccoli and cream of mushroom soup. So I looked at what they gave me and I had like hundreds of pieces of: bow tie pasta, chili, peas, celery, and carrots. I hate: bow tie pasta, CHILI, PEAS, CELERY, and CARROTS!

They only gave me like five pieces of chicken!

5 PIECES OF CHICKEN! DO YOU HEAR ME?!

5 (FIVE) PIECES OF CHIEKEN! 5FIVE5FIVE5!

Anyways, my hair hasn't been washed for a week! How horrible! So tomorrow, I'm washing my hair! But it does make it look shinier.

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Sunday, August 3rd, 2003.

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! Today, I had to give up my shiny hair by washing it! >_< I hope that shampoo is super shiny. OOOO! On Tuesday, I'm going to Ontario Place.

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I'm going with a friend named Tiffany. I do believe I have gone before but I forgot how it is like on the inside so that is why I'm going. I gave to go now and do some stuff.

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Monday, August 4th, 2003.

Today, I got my hair to look a bit different and prettier (Friends who think I dyed my hair, you're wrong). I just remembered a different way to tie my hair and I tried it out. OH! I'm going to Ontario Place tomorrow! Bye! TTYL!

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Tuesday, August 5th, 2003.

Today, I went to Ontario Place with my friend Tiffany, her little brother Derek, and my sister (of course some of our parents came). First, we went to the water park and we like went on all of them except for Hydrofuge because we didn't have enough time. Then, we ate lunch and walked all the way across the island just to go to the bumper boats and the paddle boats. I ate a poutine, and a slice of pizza. The seats of the paddle boats were really wet because the previous people went into the wet zone and got the inside like flooded! After, we went to the Super Slide but when we were in line, we decided not to after all because we probably had to take off our shoes and climb up the stairs barefooted. Oh, while we were at the slide, Derek, my mom, his mom, and his dad were playing mini golf. And later, we watched a movie called super speedway and I fell asleep like for five seconds and then I'd open my eyes and fall asleep again. It was weird and the people behind me would see me like flicking my head up and down every five to ten seconds.

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Wednesday, August 6th, 2003.

Today, I went to my mom's friend's house for lunch and then I went to the library. Then we went to my new house and then I came back here. Oh! and I found a giant snail in my new backyard! It was really cool! My sister coloured it's back silver and we released it. That's it.

Purple and White Kitty!

SSSSPPPPIIIINNNN!!!!

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I don't really like to add pictures to my site so don't bother.

But I would like to say thank you to: www.mimisk8.com, www.gpetz.com,

and www.weebls-stuff.com. I always go to these websites to get pictures so I would like you to do the same too. mimisk8.com has the puffs, gpetz.com has the animations, and

weebls-stuff.com, well, I got a few pictures from it but I didn't post it yet! Go to all of them. I know more but there ar technical problems on those ones right now.

Moon Puff!

SSSSLLLLEEEEEEEEPPPP!!!!

My Favourite colour is green so I chose this one

I can draw DRAGONS!

THE THINGS I HATE

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1. nails on chalkboard

2. fork on glass plate

3. broken pencils

4. slow computers

5. exploded pens

6. butterflies

7. moths

8. pigeons

9. sunburns

10. black cherries

11. carrots

12. celery

13. peas

14. spaghetti

15. pasta

16. chili

17. mint

18. heights

19. dogs that try to sniff me more than once

20. blisters

Snoopy!

SSSSLLLLIIIIDDDDEEEE!!!!

THE THINGS I LIKE

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1. cats

2. Crystal the dog

3. ice cream

4. Radio Head

5. art

6. msn the original

7. dumplings

8. sleeping

9. my own room

10. Our Lady Peace

11. System of A Down

12. CHOCOLATE

13. §trawberries

14. my nails

15. tennis

16. chess

17. connect-four

18. chinese checkers

19. scrabble

20. phones

Keropi!

WWWWAAAALLLLKKKK!!!!

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PLEASE COME BACK AND E-MAIL IF YOU WANT

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Purple Kitty!

SSSSCCCCRRRRAAAATTTTCCCCHHHH HHHHAAAAPPPPPPPPIIIILLLLYYYY!!!!

ahem....

potato, potato, potato,

topato, topato, topato!